insecure-happiness: don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
svviffer: yourtubes: what if your penis could talk it would probably be a dick all the time
snlofficial: when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
soclosetoneverland: I guess once you’re in love with someone, you never really fall out of love with them. You just put it behind you and hope to find a bigger, better love.
shutupaubrey: shutupaubrey: have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
The world is full of boring, identical and mindless people.– Charles Bukowski (via ba-c)
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
zeldalise: oh my god I just realized something okay so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition