May 2013
insecure-happiness:
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
svviffer:
yourtubes:
what if your penis could talk
it would probably be a dick all the time
snlofficial:
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
soclosetoneverland:
I guess once you’re in love with someone, you never really fall out of love with them. You just put it behind you and hope to find a bigger, better love.
shutupaubrey:
shutupaubrey:
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
“The world is full of boring, identical and mindless people.”
– Charles Bukowski (via ba-c)
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
